I chose to forego the template so hopefully this is still okay!

The Elven Moonbloom is a phosphorescent plant that only grows in solitary places, undisturbed by man or beast. By daylight it is a dull husk of inwardly-curling leaves, recognizable only by its dry, bone-white colour. It is only at night that it comes alive, spreading up and out under moonlight and taking on its distinct, gentle glow, which can range from a soft white to a vibrant blue depending on the alkaline of its soil. Once a year, in the early summer, it grows clusters of small white flowers. Mythology of those lucky enough to witness this often relate it to the fullness of the moon, though it is seen so rarely this has yet to be determined. When it is found it is always in shade, in places where it receives some shelter from harsh rains, and where the soil is rich and maintains a consistent, mild dampness throughout its growing season of early spring until midsummer. It is suspected to be an annual, and that it dies after losing its blossoms, any seeming recurrence in its next season being from the seeds it has lost. Any attempts to cultivate it have failed due to its intense fragility. It is said that touching one alone is enough to cause it to wither.

The care and feeding of extrocereus pseutokant
[“Common Flatleaf”]
As explained by Doctor Marlin of Aiiitsnikini, one of the lead designers in the common flatleaf’s production
Presented by Tarlovi R’dl

Flatleafs typically thrive in humid environments, with the exception of the running and climbing varieties. The common flatleaf is so-named due to its remarkable adaptability however, and has quickly grown in popularity for use on space stations. Dr Marlin suggests keeping the roots moist by misting them no more than twice a week, and no less than twice a month. She went on to explain the “roots” were in fact the “legs” of the common flatleaf.

“On [my home planet], we keep their roots in water,” the doctor explains. “One of our biggest challenges was figuring out how to keep the roots from burrowing. People like their furniture mobile.”

Common flatleafs can survive with zero sunlight, but if you want it to retain its color, an hour of sun a day is ideal. If you desire a pure white one, they are available for special order, although Dr Marlin advises that white flatleafs tend to be smaller and less durable than their colorful counterparts.

As for nutrients beyond water or sunlight, Dr Marlin assures us that their history as carnivorous megaflora is little more than a distant memory for flatleafs, and mature plants rarely require anything extra. If your plant seems restless however, Dr Marlin suggests a simple offering of whatever meat is most accessible to you.

“We feed them a lot of rodents and fish while they’re growing,” Dr Marlin shares. “But they’re not picky. Anything high in protein will satisfy them.” She also advised against feeding frequently, cautioning that they may “come to expect it.”

Overall, while living furniture may sound daunting, the flatleafs are immensely comfortable, hardy pieces that effortlessly liven up a space. And they don’t stain! Get yours today!

(( hopefully this is okay lmao i just couldn’t resist, since marlin is literally a high scifi style bioengineer!! ))