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Posted 11/29/15, edited 04/29/16
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REAL Pancakes (tm) with Cheese (& other good stuff)
Ingredients Foodbits
Basically, 150gr flour : 300ml milk : 1 egg, if you want to make a different sized batch :) With quantities listed above, I make 14-15 pancakes. Modularly, it’d be ~5 pancakes per batch depending on what size you make them. Note: In the pictures below I used a mix of oats & flour, you can replace it in a 1:1 fashion for more firm/filling pancakes. Equipment
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Mycenification Augh, such a hungry tummy ache
Pour the batter like a little lake
Give the pan a little s h a k e Proof of Preparation As is proper, one does with a pancaek as must be done with a pancaek. SPITTING IMAGE!
Posted 11/29/15, edited 11/30/15
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Crow’s No-Sweat Moo Stew This stew is gluten free, but does not adhere to any other dietary restrictions.-
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Makes approx. 6 servings Mycenification: WIP! Proof of Preparation:
Posted 12/02/15
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fey’s Suspiciously Red Sauce
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1 onion Also: Noodles! lol. Any kind you want! ****Note: Outside of the tomato puree, tomato paste, chunky tomatoes everything is adjustable. I often add olives, or leave out the eggplant, or whatever. If you use Real Meat(tm) then you would need probably ~300 grams raw to end up with the same 180g veggie. Hubbs and I like our sauce spicy, but again, that can all be left out. Alternately adding Chili peppers gives an even better flavor than the pepperoni, but I have trouble finding good ones here. The pepperonis are more reliable in quality. Pots Wash your veggies, all! Peel your onions and garlic! **Note about the shrooms: Don’t wash them in water! Use either a moist paper towel, a dry paper towel or even your hand. Otherwise you will have ~soggy sauce~ and we don’t want that! D: Choppity your eggplant first, if you have one. Relatively thick slices. Heat your skillet and WITHOUT OIL roast the eggplants a bit. They ought to be a nice brown. Once they are browned, remove from skillet and pile them up. Allow them to cool! While the eggplants are roasting/cooling, chop chop the rest of the veggies. I chop ‘em up fairly small, I like little bits! The garlic especially should be supersmall! Once everything else is chopped, chop the now cooled eggplants into chunks. I like to sort everything into bowls as my cutting board is small, hence the bowls. But however you’re comfortable do it! I took pic after everything was prepped. Next, you want to toss yer pot on the stove, turn up that heat. It ought to be high. I have gas and I set my flame ALL the way up! Then I add in my olive oil and a chunk of butter(Note: if you use real meat, i’d cut back on the butter and oil. Or cut out the butter entirely and just use a leetle bit of olive oils) In top of that I toss in my peppers and onions. Once the peppers and onions are a bit roasted/clear lookin’ I toss in my garlics. Once I can really -smell- that garlic, I douse it all with the wine! I let the shrooms cook a bit, until they start to shrink. Then I add the veggie crumbles and the rest of the veggies(eggplant today, no olives!) Next I add the tomato paste and sugar and mix it thoroughly. While continually stirring, I allow the tomato paste to roast a bit(still on high heat, remember?) When it starts sticking to the bottom of the pot, I add in the tomato puree, tomato chunks, and spices! Turn the heat down to low and allow to simmer for a few minutes. After simmering a bit, take a taste and season to your liking. I don’t ever actually add salt to the sauce, but sometimes I add some extra sugar. I let my sauce simmer for maybe 10-15 mins more, stirring occasionally. It likes to blop everywhere, though. So a lid or a splatter-screen are useful tools. While the sauce is simmering, I start the water for the noodles and cook them following the package directions. Mini Bowties for me today! :D!
OMNOMNOMNOM!!!! This batch makes enough hubbs and I can get 3 evening meals out of it for both of us(potentially plus leftovers) So it makes a lot. I usually freeze most of the leftover sauce to keep it from spoiling. I usually just hack off frozen chunks and toss them in the pot to reheat, I don’t even allow it to thaw. xD
Posted 12/03/15, edited 12/13/15
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WIP! Mrrlrr’s Vegetarian Chili of NOM!
- Ingredients The Noms
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Instructions Slow Cooker
Non Slow Cook
Mycenification
Proof of Preparation
Posted 12/06/15, edited 12/12/15
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Ama’s Clammy Chowder
Ingredients Ingredients
* Optional, can just use more salt instead Equipment
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Mycenification Although the Harvest Festival had come and gone, the Mycenians of the cave found themselves still itchy for so good ol’ hearty food. Marcy, of course, was more than happy to put everyone back to work - including the curious kelphi. Never before had they seen such a thing, sure there were all sorts of seaweed farms down in the waters but…what was this brown stuff? Why was there so much ‘dirt’? Where was the water? Really, all it took was some sprinkles? Skeptical and wary, they watched as the other inekis and drasilis gathered up baskets upon baskets of vegetables. One curious kelphi snagged a white spherical one with many layers and took a bite…and instantly gagged and spit it out. Clearly the land-dwellers stomachs were made of hardy things to stand the taste of this. Again and again, they found the food of the upper world unpalatable. The kelphi felt guilty, they had never realized they were such picky eaters, all the while their land-dwelling brethren were trying their best to find something they would like to eat. And just when all hope was to be lost, one ineki had a marvelous idea. Why not, instead of trying to make the kelphi like their food, simply fuse them together to find something both could enjoy? With a new spark of hope, the Mycenians worked endlessly to find the perfect thing for them all to share. And find it they did. Just in time for the winter’s chill, a hearty soup for all. With clams from the kelphi’s underwater home and the vegetables painstakingly gathered from Marcy’s farm came a creation that the residents of the cave would enjoy for many years to come: clam chowder. Proof of Preparation
(I am very slow at this oh god)
Posted 12/06/15, edited 12/13/15
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Grey’s Strangely Nutty Cookies So named because there’s far more chocolate, but they always taste of nuts…
A Quick Note I’m not sure how many bakers we have here, but to be safe (and make sure non-bakers can give this a shot nice and easily, if wanted), I’ve included First Time Bakers! notes. Some of these may seem a little obvious, but they’re all things I wish I’d had someone to tell me the first time I attempted to make cookies, and some of them are firmly on the list of things that left me ‘whatdidIdooo???’ing. I thought I’d save some pain by sharing~ …I’ve also rambled. A lot. Sorry about that >__>
Ingredients
1 Egg
Instructions Initial Preparation Nuts like to ping across counters / rooms when they’re cut, so be wary of that. There’s also no need to ‘shell’ them, so don’t worry about trying to remove the outer brown. You’ll be there forever and likely lose a lot of nut in the process. You may also get a very bemused look from any family member / housemate who might happen to wander past.
- Roughly chop the chocolate into ‘chips’
Chocolate is surprisingly difficult to cut (harder even than the nuts), so expect this to be time-consuming. You may find it helpful to press down on the top of the blade whilst cutting; the extra pressure helps the knife cut through more easily. - Weight out your flour, sugar, and butter (keeping the ingredients in separate bowls/containers for now). Add a small amount of salt to the flour. Make sure you get your butter out of the fridge a few hours before you start baking, or you’ll find it very difficult to work with. If you forget to do this in advance, then you can weigh your butter and then place it on a dish and microwave it for short bursts of around 5 seconds, until it’s just going soft – but this needs to be done carefully and really isn’t ideal. Alternatively, you can dice your butter into smaller pieces and leave it to one side whilst you prepare your other ingredients, but again, not ideal. - Crack and beat the egg A dinner knife comes in handy here! Tap the flat side of the blade sharply against your egg, and it will be far easier to crack without egg shells ending up in the cup/jug/bowl
- Line / grease your baking tray/s!
I strongly recommend keeping a dinner knife handy throughout this process. The mixture will get stuck to the mixing spoon on a regular basis, and a knife is a painless way to scrape said mix back into the bowl so everything can be stirred together properly. It also increases your chances of not spreading the mix everywhere, which makes cleaning up far easier. Trust me on that. Note: My butter may be a little too soft here; left it out a little long this time.
- Slowly add in the egg, and beat/stir the mixture together Note: No examples of how the egg splits the mix, because a: it really does look horrible, and b: this stage always puts me in ‘STIR!!’ mode once said splitting occurs so I…kind of forgot…
- Slowly sift in the flour (and salt), and stir until well-blended
Add the flour in small amounts and fold the mixture in gently before doing any stirring. Flour likes to poof if you just attack it. And I mean seriously poof.
- Mix your chocolate and nuts together (if you haven’t done so already), then add them to the bowl and stir into the mixture. - Set the oven to 190C / 375F, and leave to heat up - Using a teaspoon, transfer heaped spoonfuls of your mix onto the baking trays, taking care to leave plenty of space between each cookie Note: This is only part of the batch. The rest are on another tray (and I was out of foil, so only greased my baking trays this time)
- Bake for 10-15mins, or until your cookies are a golden-brown colour Cookies are soft when they first come out of the oven. Don’t try testing them by tapping them, as they will collapse, and don’t put them back into the oven for any longer (if they’re golden-brown / pass the knife test), or you’ll burn them. You just need to let them cool.
- Leave to cool for around ten minutes, then transfer to a plate
Mycenification “No.” “But it’ll be fun!” Thoroughly unsquelched by the flat answer, the Golden Glow craned her head further back and flashed her counterpart a bright smile, attempting to convince him with look alone. It was ineffective, of course—the old grump’s features hardly so much as twitched—but it at least held his gaze on her a little longer: ensured that his attention was still turned her way. That was a victory in and of itself, really, so she clung to it, eagerly pressing what little advantage she had whilst she still could: turning a quick “and you know it’ll be tidier if you help me!” his way. It didn’t have quite the effect she’d hoped. Rather than agreeing then and there the wiry cat merely snorted, allowing a flicker of scepticism to ripple across his face. A beat later he shifted as if to make himself more comfortable on his forked-branch perch; even allowed a paw to dangle in mid-air as he only did when he settled in to sleep. Worse, he closed his eyes in what could only be a very pointed manner, refusing to dignify her coaxing with an answer. To the kit it meant only one thing: the Cave Painting was unimpressed, tuning her out, and if she didn’t correct that quickly she would soon lose her chance. “Please, Umbra?” “I don’t bake.” “But…” She trailed off, words temporarily failing her in the face of that half-growled answer – kept at by the lack of further movement from his form. He really did look like he was intending to sleep, and if that was the case then she was quickly running out of time even to talk to him before he’d left this cavern once more. She’d probably fall asleep before he woke, and when she woke he’d be gone, as he almost always was, and then there’d be no telling when he’d make his return. Guardian or not, he wasn’t exactly reliable company, however much he might watch their little home, and she couldn’t help but droop at the thought that this visit might turn into another of the brief-and-near-silent stays he’d made so many times before. She wanted to share something with him, maybe even make him smile—could he smile?—and she’d been sure that this was the best approach. But no. He wasn’t interested, and even when she murmured a “but I wanted to spend time with you” she did so without so much as the barest scrap of hope. Which was why she was surprised when the Cave Painting stirred again, barely cracking an eye so he might stare down at her; meet her gaze. A moment or two later he sighed, folding that dangling paw back against his chest, and let his eyes meander from her to the little stock of ingredients she’d managed to collect for this very purpose – the collection of makeshift tools she already had on hand for the process itself. To say that he looked unenthusiastic was an understatement, but the fact that he had moved at all was enough to hold Mim’s eyes on him: enough to make her wonder— “Where, exactly, did you get all…that?” “I—” “Forget it.” The older cat shifted again, something complicated, not-quite-nameable, flickering across his face as Mim’s enthusiasm flared once more. As her ears raised, hope flaring within her gaze. “I’m not sure I want to know. But I guess you’d better tell me what you’re making.” “Cave Cookies!” The kit smiled again, brightening now that Umbra was talking; asking questions; showing interest. “They’re great! You just take all this stuff and you mix it together, and then you cook it and can eat it!” she waved her tail as she spoke, bounding paws carrying her to her little store so she could snatch something from its midst: show it more easily to the cat perched above her. Of course his expression barely moved—except, perhaps, to collect a faintly puzzled tint—but she knew, now, that she had his attention. Wasn’t surprised when he spoke again. “Why do you have a rock?” “…It’s not a rock,” she huffed, wrinkling her nose as Cave Painting frowned down at her; wrinkled his brow in return. “…Or…well…okay, so it is a rock now, but it’s where the white powdery stuff comes from, right? We just have to—” “It’s chalk, kit.” “I know that, but—” “And you have mud in your…’ingredients’, too.” “Yeah but—” “I don’t bake,” Umbra sighed, gathering his paws more evenly on his branch-fork – finally rising to his feet. “But even I can see that your….’ingredients’ are wrong.” He turned, balance perfect as he moved towards the tree’s trunk; as he judged the distance and leapt nimbly from branch to branch to the roots cradling the ground. “If you must make these cookies, at least let me get the right ingredients for the things.” “You mean you’ll help!?” She beamed, ears flicking forwards as she turned to him, letting the little lump of chalk drop back amongst her supplies. Her enthusiasm was back in full force now, and not even her guardian’s lingering frown could dissuade it, for the older cat had not only responded but left the higher reaches of the tree: shown a degree of interest she’d all but decided she wouldn’t get to see. He was giving her a strange look now, of course, but he was involved; he was helping; he was— Growling a grudging “I’ll give you half a chance of avoiding poisoning yourself. That’s all.” With that he turned, paws and tails keeping him perfectly balanced on the tangled roots surrounding her hollow, and the Golden Glow realised that there was a flaw to his agreement. That he was about to leave, head back into the caves, and leave her alone once more. Ordinarily it wouldn’t have worried her—it was safe here, and there was food, and he always came back—but today she wanted him to stay; stick around; act almost as if she wasn’t just some kit he kept half an eye on, but was really his. It was too much to ask, of course, but that didn’t keep her from wishing. Didn’t stop her calling out a half hopeless “can – can I come with you?” as the Cave Painting made to move away. To her surprise, he paused. Glanced back at her. Sighed. “Behave yourself,” he turned from her again, and Mim drooped once more – blinked, jerking her gaze to him, as another grumbling order floated back over his shoulder. “And keep up.” For a moment she was lost; didn’t quite grasp his meaning. Then a grudging “hurry up,” snatched at her ears, and the kit whooped, waving her tails in delight. A beat later she’d scrambled onto the roots and made her own clumsy, bounding way to Umbra’s side, eager to make the best of the chance whilst it lasted. She chattered, too, ignoring his grimacing in favour of sharing every detail of the recipe she’d heard; relaying every little ‘tip’ she could imagine, no matter how pointless or absurd. And the best of it was that he listened, more or less, tolerating her where he otherwise wouldn’t – even sharing a little, just a little, of his knowledge of the caves. The cookies themselves, when she finally attempted to make them, were two steps shy of a disaster. But Mim herself didn’t really care: her guardian had helped her, after all, and that was enough.
Proof of Preparation
Posted 12/12/15, edited 12/13/15
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glitch’s Magic Beans (and rice and other stuff too) Ingredients Primary ingredients:
Season to taste with:
Let’s Get Started! First, measure out two servings’ worth of rice (1.5 cups?) into a rice cooker and start it cooking. I love to forget this step, and it’s super disappointing when you finish the rest of it and realize you forgot to cook the rice, so get that started FIRST no complaining. Next, get chopping. Chop your onion into little pieces, and then do the same with the green pepper. Get a large pan out, and melt a tablespoon of butter in it. You can use vegetable oil instead if you’re one of them “no butter” people, but in my opinion everything is better with butter. Put the chopped onion and green pepper in there and let ‘em cook a little (“saute”? whatever). You want to do this until they become what is called apparently “tendercrisp”. Tendercrisp is a fancy way of saying “cook this for approximately as long as it takes you to cut up the tomatoes”. Also mince and add the garlic if you want to. I’ve “bean” choppin’ tomatoes As I hope was implied at the end of the last paragraph, the next thing to do is chop up the tomatoes. Easiest way to do that is to cut ‘em into quarters, then scoop out the goop in the middle. You only want to be cutting up the “tomato wall” or whatever it’s called. Cut this into little squares. Also open your can of beans, and separate out the beanjuice into a glass. Spice it up a notch As you may perhaps have guessed, the next step is to put the tomatoes and the beans in the pan. Keep the bean juice separate for now though, since the tomatoes have lots of liquid that they’ll give up. Now is also a good time to add the 3 tsp salt (for the love of god do not use 3 tbsp it will be revolting, that is a mistake you do not make more than once) and the 1/2 - 3/4 tsp cayenne pepper (depending on how spicy you like your food). Let this cook for a while, allowing the tomatoes to give up some water. When it starts to look less wet, pour in the bean juice too. Mix it around so stuff doesn’t burn at the bottom. As it simmers down a bit, this is also a good time to season with balsamic vinegar and, if you happen to have some lying around, wine. I like a glass of wine but a whole bottle is a little much, so I tend to have wine lying around that’s no good for drinking, but great for cooking. Simmerin’ Keep simmering over medium heat until it achieves a pasty consistency… like toothpaste? A little runnier than toothpaste? You get the idea. Ok but that’s a super gross analogy because now all I can think of is toothpaste beans. ANYWAY. When it’s done, serve over the rice that you did not forget to cook. Mycenification
It was early evening when Twinkletoes ran up to Spoony, very excited. “Hey Spoony! I have a riddle for you! An instrument of brass Combining all these into one, I ask you just what have I done?” Spoony looked puzzled for a moment, but just as realization started to dawn on him, Twinkletoes made the answer inescapably clear:
“I ate glitch’s Magic Beans!”
Posted 12/12/15, edited 12/13/15
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Ru’s Love Bento (college edition) NOTICE ME SENPAI………………………………. If home is where the heart is then bentos are where me tummy is at!!! n QQQ n (... maybe that makes no sense but my SO and I make this every time we have a chance to cook together). We usually make them the night before and pack them to eat at theme parks heehee <3
Since a bento is essentially like a box of side dishes and one main dish, I’m going to be including mini-recipes for some of my favourite bento bits (hopefully this doesn’t break the multi-entry rule ;w;)! If you decide to make this, feel free to mix it all up or even add your own sides! Even last night’s left overs work :B How much effort you spend on it is really up to you, but the senpai you make one for will definitely acknowledge you….!!!!!!!! Even if that senpai is your own stomach ;) Some of the recipes have similar ingredients/preparation methods, so be sure to look at them together so you can save time if you consider making more than one!!
..........ON TO THE SIDE DISHES
Onigiri (Riceballs!) Serving Size: about 8 small-medium rice balls
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Tamagoyaki (Rolled Sweet Omelette)
Serving Size: about 3-5 rolls (depending on pan size & thickness)
Ingredients: *Most of these are just for flavouring, so if you’re missing some it’s A-ok~ I know dashi/bonito flakes can be hard to find. I’ve tried a substitute 1/4 cup of miso broth and it also works haha.
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P-pOTA!!!!! h O I !!! There’s this AYCE korean BBQ restaurant in SoCal called Gen, which has the best KBBQ I’ve ever tasted (at least compared to anything you can find in Toronto). But they also have the best potato salad side dish I have ever tasted. Ever. I swear I asked for like 10 plates of just that, to the point where they were bringing me double scoops in each plate, haha. After returning home I was craving it so badly I had to try and make it myself. <w< I call it Pota. Serving Size: More than enough to snack on for days! Feel free to half the ingredients to make just enough for the bentos (and some prep snackage).
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Equipment: Instructions: one of my eggs exploded… omg <w<;;;;;
Refrigerate your extras, and eat it cold or hot~
Posted 12/13/15, edited 12/13/15
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