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The contents below were released for the 2016 April Fools! Therefore, completely false. :D
Welcome to April! We’re mixing things up a bit with this news announcement! We are happy to announce that we’re being sponsored by Gillette Venus! It seemed like the perfect fit given that they make the most exquisite razors and we have the cutest and most furry citizens, ripe for a good shaving. Because they are giving us gobs of money, we need to make a few changes to the way we run things around here…    Name Change You may have already noticed this name change in our banner up top!
Product Testing As a part of our new arrangement, the people at Gillette have asked our Mycenian citizens to test out a new line of shaving razor that has enhanced technology enabling the razor to better contour over curves. Our community agreed readily; as a result, Mycenians have spent a lot of time testing out this product and are ready to reveal the results! Which brings me to the next point… Naked Mole-rats So the product indeed works very well… mm.. Yes, indeed. Well, this may be a little hard to swallow but apparently under all of that fur and cuteness was a core of naked mole-rat. To put it bluntly, apparently all of those conspiracy theories about ineki, drasillis, and kelph not being real species were true; they were actually just mischievous and costumed naked mole-rats looking to take over the Cave. I don’t think the mole-rats quite realized what they were doing when they agreed to test this product — they probably just thought the money sounded good without realizing that their identities would be revealed. They’ve certainly had mixed reactions when learning what they’ve done.  Bwhahaha..free at last!
Mycenian Feedback We would love to hear your Mycenian’s reaction to their new looks! Do they enjoy feeling the breeze, or do they have Shaver’s Regret? If they have a few moments to give us some feedback, please head over here! You’ll receive a little thank you gift tomorrow if we hear from you before rollover tonight (midnight server time)!
   
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Titan may I recommend the VENUS EMBRACE DISPOSABLE RAZORS IN GREEN (TM)? They are truly excellent razors which I wholeheartedly endorse today while they are our featured razor.
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Myla there is much shame to be hiding at the moment. Thank goodness the ineki are genderless…
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anhbon921 Some of our Mycenians know this all too well — Firky’s rushed their way through it is bright red at the moment…
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Myla thank goodness! Otherwise you might have to change the site rating xD Also the Spotlight Razor is a nice touch <3
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Hina: Embrace yourself with the best disposable razor. Venus Embrace® Disposable razors are the first disposable razors to have 5 blades instead of the typical 3. Plus get 5 times more glide enhancers* for an irresistibly close, smooth shave in just one stroke.
*vs. Venus Oceana™ disposable razors It’s only $9.99 - $12.99
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