Hello, mc universe! I’m Swan. I am blessed with intelligence, talent, and tons of potential, but nearly all of my life has played out like a Greek tragedy, where the odds are stacked against me, and I’ll always be doomed to fail, no matter how hard I try. My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t know if I’m kidding or not.

From time to time, I open and close doors and sometimes enjoy people holding it open for me. My current aspiration is to get my own place and build secret rooms and panels to hide money and alcohol. If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck. Dislike me by yourself. I wish you the best.