You have no idea how much I love this.

Let’s set sail fer Mycena Cove!

The monster of bone is mighty scary

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TEAM AQUA

THE SWAGGIEST—

I love all the comely wenches.

And the basket of fish and fries floating at the top of the page.

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THE HOODS ARE WHY I JOINED OK BE QUIET AND GO MAGMA

I actually received Long John Silver coupons in the mail today.
Very suspicious timing. :I

look, i drew a Cthulhu head octopus

I…

I want to keep my octopup.

edit:
The “Who’s That Custom!?” contest entry form is 10x better now:

edit 2:
A Pirate I was Meant to Be (youtube)

THE HEADER THO
*cries*
Happy April Fool’s to everyone XD

I think the best bit is reading the TOS.

“This website be based in th’ United States o’ Amerrica, and a bottle of rum!”

“You may not automate th’ playin’ o’ any game, we’ll keel-haul ye! ”

“OUR LAWYERS HAVE TOLD US THAT WE NEED TO PUT THE FOLLOWING TEXT IN ALL CAPS, by Blackbearrd’s sword”

“Reversin’ a Mycena Cave charge thrrough yer bank or Paypal will result in an immediate site-ban, and ye will still be liable fer th’ purchase, as well as any fees that we incur as a result, and dinna sparrre the whip! ”

Chimerical, did you see this bit? XD

“PLEASE EXCUSE THE FOLLOWING WALL OF TEXT. WE DON’T USUALLY YELL. Fire the cannons!”

Givin’ herself one last look she smoothed that comely wench hands o’er th’ dark green fabrric o’ that comely wench cotton dress that matched that comely wench eyes and walked into th’ office. borrowed from an RP

You know if I wasn’t at work I’d totally propose the Mycena Cove drinking game. Starting with “every time he see ‘comely wench’ in an rp take swig ‘o rum”. Of course then we’d know why the rum is always gone