Town Centre, April 5th, 2015, Professor Mariel has just brought us some startling news! The native Faraway Lands bug population is showing never-before-seen magical properties, which she discovered after a few of these bugs accidentally flew into the Cave during their seasonal migration. She is organising a charity drive starting April 6th at 20:00 ST and ending April 20th at 23:59 ST to collect funds to research the exotic bugs. She has come to us with a call to action to all of Mycena Cave’s inhabitants.

“In the name of SCIENCE!, I believe all of the Mycena Cave population should help gather funds to investigate these fascinating creatures. Helping me out is as simple as 1+1, although there is the matter of the Bone Monster.. and you may want to bring a magnifying glass.. and don’t forget your collection bags!”Professor Mariel

Professor Mariel reports that the bugs’ droppings has unusual properties:  they are shiny, colorful, hard, and, well, beautiful, if a dropping can be classified such a manner.  The professor believes every inhabitant should try to sneak past the Bone Monster to collect these droppings, which she calls beads due to their properties.  This is critical to Professor Mariel’s research: the beads can be assembled into jewelry pieces and sent to your acquaintances which raises awareness and more funding for experiments. Strangely enough, Professor Mariel says she has found sponsors for her project, and for every piece of jewelry you send, you will receive a certain amount of tokens.

As a thank you for helping Professor Mariel, you can exchange these tokens for a butterfly chrysalises that she raises, and keep watch over them until they hatch. The butterfly chrysalises contain valuable treasures, and when the butterfly hatches, the treasures are yours to keep! If this all holds any truth remains to be seen, but yours truly has to admit, after seeing these beauties of jewelry pieces.. I’ll be doing my, ahem, duty — FOR SCIENCE!

Come join the fun!

Asdfghjkl. It’s happening, it’s happening. *hypes*

Edit: Wait what. Bug poop?

This sounds fun :P yay for bug poop.
please tell me i wasn’t forced to eat poop

This is, by far, one of the most creative events I’ve ever seen on any website. I cracked up reading the description.

Finally picking up animal droppings is not a chore.

I WILL BE THROWING LOTS OF BUG POOP AT PEOPLE FOR SCIENCE.

I’m so excited eeee

send bug poop to your loved ones!

extraordinary. .. . that said, i’m still excited as hecky 8D

I’m not sure what I expected, between the coins in the April discussion and the bug/jewelry items but….. this was not it. 8|

Either way, I’m super stoked.  This is one of my favorite kinds of events because I don’t have to do a lot of hard things and I can sneakysneak participate during class. B)

-lurks around to see if there’s a coloration too-

YES FOR SCIENCE

We know how this will end though…

I’m going to die. Ahhhhhahaha.

Where do these beads come from, you ask? It turns out, spring insects just can’t wait to poop them out after the long, cold winter.

Now… the poop race begins.

...well, tomorrow. Can’t wait!!

Let’s do SCIENCE! :D

-Gets out forceps and jar of alcohol-

So basically you’re encouraging us to fling as much poop at each other as possible…

LOOK WHAT NYX FOUND. 8D

EDIT: More coats!

Nothin 2 see here folks, just a normal fox ineki goin about his daily business, nothin 2 worry ‘bout…

Oh my gosh. The dog Ineki is too cute. That spider tho. Nope nope nope nope.

Eeee so excited for this event!

The event starts at 4AM for me, I’m going to be late with poop collecting. :c
Nevertheless, I’m excited. *3*